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YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL!


DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


MANS BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: pet love thankful wish rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 8:46 pm
Oh my goodness that dog is cute!
drivenbywhat - December 7, 2010, 8:24 pm
This is not demotivational. It needs to go to the motivational site instead.
culos - December 7, 2010, 2:22 pm
well played....
Double - December 7, 2010, 12:26 pm
Thanks, I needed that
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:26 am
Gentle smile. A very cold day just got warmer.
tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 6:30 am
Beautiful!
Qinmeartha - December 7, 2010, 4:46 am
Awwwwww, very nice


IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....




CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.


TAGS: irish drunk grass wytch
Rating: 4.82/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 6:51 pm
step 1 complete, now to try and hold onto that grass while making a couple of steps


SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again




ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them.


TAGS: funny drunk
Rating: 4.58/5

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three men in a bar -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.72/5

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GaryO - June 6, 2013, 9:25 am
Yeah, I tweaked yer color a bit from the last one. You look more ‘rosy’ now. Aaaand, I’m rather happy with how rerun’s turned head came out….practice. Oh, you might mean the duct ***e incident….no comment.
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:11 am
That's soooo me!
lgvernon - June 4, 2013, 7:53 pm

I 5oooove this one!~
GaryO - June 3, 2013, 8:41 am
Thank you Miss P. Actually, I got this via Email from a business a**ociate. Seemed to fit nicely with the ‘three men in a bar’ theme….Oh, and…..I kicked her in the knee.
MissPriss - June 3, 2013, 12:34 am
Ya know...these posters always make me ask myself, where the hell does he get his material? Personal experience? A 5L laugh, thanks Mr. Gary!
GaryO - June 1, 2013, 11:31 pm
Thanks guys, my pleasure.
rerun - June 1, 2013, 9:56 pm

Thanks, I needed that laugh.
Sho - June 1, 2013, 12:36 pm
LMAO XD. A 5&f for Mr gary lol


THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.15/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red ***e...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am
i dont use ph**shop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need ph**o shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use ph**oshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm
You dont need ph**oshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm

this is so true. 5L


BRUNETTES -


TAGS: brunette train joke
Rating: 4.43/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 25, 2014, 2:38 pm
So terrible it deserves 5 lions plus. Lol. I love it!


ARCHITECTS - The college years


TAGS: drunk beer
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sulagar - September 3, 2011, 12:24 pm
Done!
Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 11:19 am
You should post to While I was Drunk as well


ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.


TAGS: alcohol beer booze lol drunk
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am
Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a b****.


DRUNK CAT - because even a good mouser has to unwind


TAGS: drun k cat beer
Rating: 3.13/5

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LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 4:41 pm
*had*...*aboot* even...
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 4:41 pm
Looks like he's ahd a few already...and what abot in the morning? More of the "hair of the dog that bit him?"


JAGERMEISTER -


TAGS: puke drunk jager
Rating: 4.05/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:28 am
Best with Cola
Peso - January 24, 2011, 8:08 am
Oy, that's gonna leave a mark that no amount of buffing compound will remove.
Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:06 pm
Use Hyper Beam!
Airman - January 21, 2011, 1:50 pm
once with that stuff was enough for me


SIZE -


TAGS: trunk size matters for bushes
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 7:44 pm
No. Elephants have knees on all four legs. That is why they are put in these types of enclosures.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:27 pm
can't an elephant climb down a 1 meter-high wall ? and climb another smaller one to get its food ? Woah !
mariand - October 12, 2011, 2:38 am
tasting is another chapter...let's stick on reaching there.
forseti - October 12, 2011, 1:26 am
It's not about the length. It's not about the diameter. It's all about the taste!!
Sean - October 11, 2011, 11:30 pm
So you only have to be able to reach the bush? I see now why (a) size doesn't matter; and (b) why investing in a pair of platform shoes was one of my better ideas.
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 5:39 pm

ahahahaah....clever...nicely done.


BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake


TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

lolz
rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm
How'd you get this picture of me? lol


"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"


TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


THE GLARE -


TAGS: michelle obama carla bruni sarkozy glare
Rating: 3.53/5

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caddyman - August 15, 2010, 6:23 am
Showing her true colours there, isn't she?
Justice_falls - October 27, 2009, 7:00 pm
She's what we call "The Intern"...
Helena - August 31, 2009, 6:32 am
holy ****. thats one hateful glare.


OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.


TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am
Thats a ripper.


POKING FUN -




PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments




IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind


TAGS: irish you marshall art drunk
Rating: 3.82/5

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pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:55 pm
given that response, i'm not sure that's necessary
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 8:46 pm
Define "people"
pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:13 pm
as if you don't have people locked in your basement too
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:33 pm
And defy stereotypes
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:32 pm
the point is even though I have a disability I can still do great things
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
Those poor children locked in your basement don't count.
Reality Lord - May 15, 2011, 3:51 pm

disability....p'fffft....i have teenagers.
Lawleitlover518 - May 14, 2011, 11:08 pm
thank you all and I'm not just a noob but I also have Asperger's syndrome (high functioning autism)as well as the seizure disorder so this is indeed a great achievement for everyone with some form of disability ROCK ON NOOBS
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
PaRTY UP IN DA NOOB THREAD !
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
PaRTY UP IN DA NOOB THREAD !
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:36 pm
Thanks to the Mods for catching my drift. As a noob myself, I try to watch the things I say about other posts - but that one was cool just waiting to happen, hope the next one does!
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:45 am
This is indeed a decent poster. Another tid bit of advice is to not use text from the pic as your title. Like RL said if you had cropped out the text in the pic that would have made this that much better. Don't forget to introduce yourself too.
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:25 am

what he means is....your first posting here is good. take your time and work up the idea's, check your spelling and think about cropping. check the noobland thread in forums for help.
Lawleitlover518 - May 13, 2011, 8:40 am
thank you but what do you mean by nice car? i cant drive
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:35 am
Very nice car, got the keys in hand & it's full of fuel; but the battery is dead... It has the potential to go somewhere


DRUNKEN NIGHTS -


TAGS: cat chicken drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2010, 1:37 pm
LOL
ICEMAN - November 19, 2010, 7:57 pm
Tell me about it. 5


DARWIN'S THEORY PROVEN -


TAGS: darwin evovlution run fast
Rating: 4.06/5

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Theralgonalafatu - September 3, 2012, 6:34 pm
A pic-a-nic basket! *Stops chasing penguins*
Greeny - October 22, 2011, 7:19 am
And probably a small step ladder
Sean - October 21, 2011, 9:57 am
So you're troubled by the geography, more so than the penguin's access to and use of luggage and percussion instruments?
forseti - October 21, 2011, 1:09 am
They never meet...


CALLING MY EX -


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

HA...LOVE IT!!!
RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


HUMOR -


TAGS: bomb pun joke dun rerun
Rating: 4.4/5

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biggdogg - December 7, 2010, 5:26 am
baaaahahahahaha nice!


REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.




HIPPY DIPPY WEATHERMAN -


TAGS: rerun forecast
Rating: 4.21/5

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godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:40 am
good one, many spend their life this way
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:34 pm
N-I-C-E
mariand - April 13, 2012, 6:29 pm
bwahahahaha!
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:17 pm
Nice one Airman, really enjoyed this one XD


JUSTICE -


TAGS: justice kids behave self rerun
Rating: 4.91/5

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fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:31 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:34 pm
5 paybacks are hell
Bovee - April 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
Nice!
Greeny - April 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
No Kidding


YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.


TAGS: youre not drunk until grab
Rating: 4.67/5

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holymoly - April 9, 2012, 12:19 pm
My buddy sestroyed the bushes out front of my place trying this. Lold
GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:19 am
Yeah, that’s w-a-a-a-y past trying to get your tongue to cooperate with the intelligent conversation you’re having with the urinal
mariand - April 9, 2012, 6:50 am
lol... dude, I don' know what are you talking about.


MIDSOMMAR - Dagen Efter...


TAGS: midsommar drunk funny
Rating: 2.89/5

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Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 8:34 pm
OK.. cool. So it's the Swedish version of SPRING BREAK!!!? or in Australia, any Friday night?
THEBRAT - June 24, 2011, 4:16 pm
Midsummer - Hangover... LOL, good one :)
888carlos - June 24, 2011, 3:52 pm
It´s midsummer today....everyody gets drunk, really,really drunk! ;)
Greeny - June 24, 2011, 7:20 am
Sweedish for hangover, but I'm guessing the funny part must be the broken chair
Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 6:52 am
Can someone translate or explain the funny?


RAGE - Because running out of things to kill can be quite frustrating.


TAGS: kratos anger rage god of war kill killing frustration running out
Rating: 3.93/5

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wampyre - December 17, 2009, 11:58 am
in his case true, very true


REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: sammich eats you rerun
Rating: 4.74/5

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irresistablex3 - January 13, 2011, 10:34 pm
i should do that to my future kids
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:50 pm
That's what ya get for asking for a f***ing sammich! lol still made me laugh 5!
rerun - January 9, 2011, 2:35 pm

they don't have sammichs in Soviet Russia.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 1:09 pm

....what ....no "in soviet russia....." joke?


BLONDES MAY HAVE MORE FUN - But brunettes know WHY they are having fun.


TAGS: brunettes
Rating: 4.29/5

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Zook - February 5, 2011, 10:14 am
I like it


BLONDES BRUNETTES -




16 Lane Highway -




VODKA - Connecting People


TAGS: vodka people drunk
Rating: 2.94/5

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Detwyler - March 31, 2010, 2:12 pm
thx^^ will look it up asap
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 2:08 pm
You can use paint and just upload the poster. Cruise the forums there is a lot of info on where and posters can be made
Detwyler - March 31, 2010, 2:03 pm
wanted to do it but dont know how to do it here
forseti - March 31, 2010, 1:54 pm
LOL - should have used the NOKIA-font ;)


WINE ETIQUETTE -




WORKING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT - Unfortunately the aliens abducted a crate of Guinness on the way to the cornfield


TAGS: drunk aliens
Rating: 4.81/5

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ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 1:12 am
That's what they get for chewing on the widgets. 5 pints


WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power


TAGS: ***y ninja kick drunk
Rating: 2.91/5

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whathehell - August 16, 2011, 2:48 pm
notice the hole? the longer you lookat him the funnier it gets.


SHOTGUN PHALANX -


TAGS: plz turn around and run
Rating: 4.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 12:16 am
This is Living Sparta! Go to hell you undead Persian b*tches!


GO HOME TABLE OF ELEMENTS - ...you're drunk


TAGS: drunk
Rating: 3.47/5

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ALCOHOL -




YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? - I tolerated it when you brought home a baby. That bird, I’ll get that bird, mark my words. Now you want to get a dog?




TIMING IS EVERYTHING -




DRUNK PUMPKINS - pumpkins plus dink equal CHUNKS


TAGS: pumpin drunk chunks vomit
Rating: 3.32/5

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krissie - July 26, 2009, 1:12 pm
CLASSIC!
hey - September 12, 2008, 11:14 am
that's bad parenting... get that baby pumpkin outta there...unless its a midget...


HANGOVERS - Waking up is easy. Letting you live is the hard part.




I AM A UNI STUDENT - I’m an unemployed, drunk, living off cereal and noodles And my parents have never been prouder


TAGS: parents drunk uni student of
Rating: 4.41/5

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Reality Lord - July 12, 2011, 10:21 am

second guy on the right, back row...he's got a bon** watching the other guys...lolz


"SEMPER FI" - Means-"Mess with democracy and we'll slap you so hard your ancestors will feel it."


TAGS: marines military democracy grunt
Rating: 3.38/5

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GySgt1811 - September 24, 2009, 6:46 pm
And I got you again. Thanks for the game. Beer call.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 5:33 pm
*in best South Park voice* TIMMIE!!!!
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2009, 12:23 pm
Tag. You're it.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 1:11 am
Ah, I see. GySgt1811 is Timmying the Timmie.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 1:10 am
So now you go all Spelling Nazi? That's sauteed in FAIL, GySgt1811...
GySgt1811 - September 23, 2009, 4:48 pm
(Koff...Koff, Semper Fidelis, Koff...Koff)
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
Loyal has fewer letters/characters than faithful, and I was at the limit.
GySgt1811 - September 23, 2009, 1:07 pm
(Koff...Koff, Always Faithful, Koff...Koff)
Zed - September 23, 2009, 1:22 am
As a former Marine,(and I'm sure Todd already knows)"Semper Fi" is truncated Latin for Semper Fidelus, in English: Always Loyal. I may disagree with Todd's politics, but as long as we remember the Constitution and our oath, I'd stand by him on this.
Pacifist - September 22, 2009, 10:38 pm
Constipation can make folk irritable!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 9:37 pm
... by way of enema.
Pacifist - September 22, 2009, 8:46 pm
I think this guy needs a relaxing Herbal tea!
KDP3 - September 22, 2009, 7:01 pm
Actually we are a Democratic-Republic but good job on not only being a bigot but a timmy too!
Joe - September 22, 2009, 6:59 pm
America was designed as a republic not a democracy you redneck bush ***k s****** retard f***. Democracy is the goal of free masons and Rosicrucians dumb f*** stop waching mainstream media and pick up a real history book dumb a**.


SUNDAY MORNING - you always find yourself in the strangest places




MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: airman seaman soldier troop grunt respect veteran
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 3:13 pm
This is great! 5L
Debkins - November 10, 2010, 7:55 am
Wow! Sad but true. Thank you for creating
lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:18 am
That's sad. Nice Aggy
TheGrayFox - June 2, 2010, 10:41 am
This is so great i will comment again.
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:18 pm
just thought asbout that.. the poster doesn't fall a bit short.. the term Well Done does.. how about Amsome.. that's better
Airman - June 1, 2010, 3:57 pm
well done falls a bit short
Mongo - June 1, 2010, 9:09 am
Like this....would like to think he's just camping.
PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:00 am
This is awesome 5L!!
wampyre - June 1, 2010, 8:18 am
FIVE UBER MUFASAS ! ! ! You are a witty one and i shall stand with you.
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:34 am
i saw much more war crimes during war than after. Anyway: If any country in the world forces people to fight, it's the godd*** duty to take care for these people after such inhuman torture. may mankind learn from mistakes! 5 dovish lions
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:41 pm
I'm glad that this hit people in the same place that it came from in me. I know too many who are in poor positions. The only war crimes I see are after war. God bless all who serve... whoever your God may be.
LoveForLife - May 31, 2010, 8:03 pm
And, our men and women (some still babies) STILL go to war and still enlist!! That shows the true beauty of mankind. Our hope and faith and dedication never dies! And, our country should be ashamed!!
Bob D. Sailor - May 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
This poster is like a bullet to the heart. It hits home everytime.
Sean - May 31, 2010, 2:29 pm
Great. I would have said that sooner but I have had login problems -- though when I put it like that, it sounds kinda nasty.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:58 am
In the best possible sense.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:57 am
Monster.
TheGrayFox - May 31, 2010, 7:22 am
sweet man! 5 pissed lions.
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 1:00 am
A shack by the river...how did it come to this? 5 angry lions
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
Excellent job bro...this is why we need a 6L option
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
I love it. I have 4 relatives who were vietnam vets and one who was in korea. I'm enlisted myself, shipping off in a little over a month. Now that I've given you my life story, lets give this poster a 5!
rerun - May 30, 2010, 10:26 pm

perfection
gil - May 30, 2010, 1:35 pm
I have forwarded this to my father and father-in-law, who are both Vietnam Vets. They will appreciate this more than I can. Just Excellent.
Krissie - May 30, 2010, 11:09 am
I've seen plenty posters here, in magazines...but NOTHING like this for remembering our veterans, that are home, but yet NOT "home". 5L's.
mongobonecrusher - May 30, 2010, 1:51 am
that vet lives just down the way from me in the field. my sister has left food for him
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:48 am
Well done. Too true.


CHOOSE WISELY -


TAGS: drunk friend foe
Rating: 4.62/5

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spacedog - November 13, 2013, 5:45 pm
...uh...
Cobra24 - November 13, 2013, 12:56 pm
also contact me at yahoo
Cobra24 - November 13, 2013, 12:54 pm
You got that right


CRACK HEAD - What makes you ask?




PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm
Nice!


WINE ETIQUETTE -




A DRUNK MANS WORDS - Are a sober mans thoughts ...


TAGS: drunk mans words sober thoughts
Rating: 4.89/5

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Hazard559 - September 5, 2011, 3:13 pm
thats the truth dude !
Budog - September 4, 2011, 8:01 am
I love ya man, yous is my besht bud dude...
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:23 am
true word5...
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:34 am
I'm not sure why but... 5


OUR MODS - an infinite source of wisdom in our daily lives


TAGS: uncle rerun helps again
Rating: 4.84/5

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Verdeckt - May 11, 2011, 7:44 am
Rerun sells fireworks?
rerun - May 10, 2011, 6:59 pm

Been there, done that. 5L


CHILDHOOD - When you didn't have to be drunk to make stupid decisions.




DIGNITY - Check.


TAGS: dignity drunk girl smoke cart
Rating: 4.48/5

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GaryO - March 1, 2014, 9:39 pm
Nic, me lad, just how phooking long was that line of white lady?
nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:29 pm
I would still do this h** piece of white trash.


RUNNING - Their sport is your sport's punishment


TAGS: running sports marathon runners
Rating: 4.07/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:20 am
...And when you make sport of punishment, you're a Sadist! Or is that a Masochist?
Nissta - December 12, 2011, 6:28 pm
The boy who's 2nd is sponsored by dram fine Malt whisky from the Orkney Islands, so sod the others
440wakeup - December 11, 2011, 11:51 am
Laps give me 4 of them and then drop and give me 20
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 5:24 pm
This is pretty good. Laps suck.


LAST NIGHT - If you got a call or text from me, please disregard. My phone was drunk.


TAGS: last night my phone drunk
Rating: 3.88/5

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mastergiygas - August 10, 2012, 6:46 pm
*burp*


AGING -


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

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forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ReRun!!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm

I seem to remember this poster, d*** you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
There's only one of you here? d***, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am
Ya know, rerun looks d*** good for a centenarian.


MOVE IT BUDDY! -


TAGS: street crossing rerun
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - April 14, 2014, 4:44 pm
I laughed so hard...cuz I'd love to see rerun actually try to get his legs that far apart. Priceless but worthy of a 5L.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 4:34 pm
look what popped up on my screen...man I miss feas
tellitlikeitis - March 11, 2012, 9:40 am
Thanks for the funny.
Greeny - March 10, 2012, 7:05 pm
5ing it!
rerun - March 10, 2012, 5:40 pm

I am speachless.
mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:11 pm
lol
GaryO - March 10, 2012, 4:56 pm
THI5 i5 5o fea5, Hilariou5
Feasibly - March 10, 2012, 2:41 pm
Gotta admit, I snickered a little while making it. ;)
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 1:24 pm

hilarious!!


KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.


TAGS: kung fu panda fat idiot drunk air kick
Rating: 2.78/5

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cali - November 4, 2008, 10:19 pm
haha. the hole... in his crotch. haha :D
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:51 pm
haha


MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS -


TAGS: camping drunk casual zipper consequences
Rating: 4.87/5

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gas - August 9, 2011, 8:40 pm
I mean, an episode intro
gas - August 9, 2011, 8:36 pm
very nice poster, looks like a Tales from the Crypt intro


RELAX -


TAGS: serious frog relax rerun
Rating: 4.53/5

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5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:47 am
this one fits here as advice to the new guys. So are we going to have more classes of posters bestowed upon us? I see CHICKFAKE.COM in our future.
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:15 pm
All glory to the Hypnotoad.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 9:12 pm

oops, posted to wrong site.


LOYALTY - Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Come back in 6 hours. Which one is happy to see you?


TAGS: loyalty dog wife trunk happy
Rating: 3.24/5

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Jenna3220 - June 26, 2012, 6:57 pm
Sick and disrespectful. What's wrong with you?
Peso - August 31, 2011, 1:04 pm
Just wrong. A fallen Military member is barely dead a week and you use his image.
caveman - August 29, 2011, 8:55 am
Great first poster, 5 L's for you
hktb40 - August 27, 2011, 1:43 pm
sooooo true. nice job


RELATIONSHIP -


TAGS: relationship rerun
Rating: 4.66/5

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forseti - May 13, 2011, 3:24 am
REVERSE: So best you can do is look for an inc***uous girl?!? I'm not really sure, rerun... ;)


BOAT RACING - Rule 22.1.c states: In the event of a competitor's boat being disabled, the competitor is able to complete the event on foot.


TAGS: boat racing rules running on water
Rating: 4.53/5

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dootndo2 - October 9, 2011, 11:14 pm
Love it. Hearing Popeye singing his scat music in my head as I watch this. Toot Toot!
Donkasaurus - May 10, 2010, 3:04 pm
Look how fast he's going! He's running so fast the wake behind him is bigger than the other boats!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 10:00 am
NIce a different approach than the usual hey look Jesus had to pee during a boat race. 5L from me Hal


REALITY -


TAGS: rain tsunami fall rerun
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:28 pm

ehem....nicley done kid!
ICEMAN - November 15, 2010, 12:16 am
Dayammmmn, I didn't know you were multi-lingual rereun. 5 tsunamis... classic.
tellitlikeitis - November 14, 2010, 7:50 pm
Fantastic pic and message Rerun.


DO NOT - EVER mention the word Wedgie to Rerun


TAGS: long slide is long rerun
Rating: 4.54/5

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BobbEdwards - September 3, 2013, 2:19 am
Best use of the long form poster I've seen here. 5 splashes


A HARD NIGHT OF DRINKING - You Should See The Girl He Woke Up Next To




"SEASONED GREETINGS" - I LuV cOokInG Wif WiNe * hickcup * (sOmEtImEs I eVeN pUt It iN tHe FoOd) HeRe'S WiShInG U a MeRry QuIsMuSh!




ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - Now In Our Patented Easy Applicator Go From Tart To Smart In 5 Minutes




NICE TO BE "LIKED" ON MOTIFAKE - Not By Everyone


TAGS: rerun garyo mord3kai
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - September 26, 2012, 8:29 pm
Ughomey Mao Here You Got It!!
GaryO - September 26, 2012, 7:18 pm
Ughomey, ya got it all wrong……you and sara lee….WOOF!


REAL MEN DRINK PINK - Fight Breast Cancer!




WISDOM IS DIFFICULT TO ACHIEVE -


TAGS: wisdom teeth hand growth rerun
Rating: 4.39/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:59 pm
Rumor has it, G.W. Bush was born without wisdom teeth. Explains why his never came in.
Krissie - January 2, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 l's from me, LOVED it. kinda made me cringe-4 wisdom teeth pulled. That doesn't include 3 molars I had pulled last year :P
Sean - January 1, 2011, 1:27 pm
Nothing wrong with that, rerun. You done good. On a similar tack: "Oh great, the wisest thing about me and there's no room for it in my head -- not even in my big mouth."
rerun - January 1, 2011, 12:45 pm

I have tried, in vain to find a motivating quote for this pic, however I always seem to end up back here.
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 12:32 pm

lolz


CRUNCHY FROG - Well don't you even take the bones out? If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?


TAGS: crunchy frog monty python pickles
Rating: 3/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2011, 5:54 am
Well played.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 10:21 am
Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary like Praline or Lime Cream ? A very popular flavour I'm led to understand.


SITTING - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: drunk man upside down
Rating: 2.8/5

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BurpingJack - November 3, 2009, 10:38 am
thanks, you're right; it's just the beginning...
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:07 am
Many have started off much, much worse. Welcome!
BurpingJack - November 1, 2009, 8:52 am
Bonjour! Here is my first post. I don't like it.


ONE MORE BEER - Then the hot dogs will be ready.




HOLIDAYS -


TAGS: bah humbug debt hate rerun
Rating: 4.95/5

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Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 7:44 pm
my mom's a christian and my dad's a muslim so I get a ****ton of holidays, the add up to 2 months worth... I'm like you rerun, I usually spend them at the local gaming-cafe, I'm a regular so they let me sleep there..
rerun - November 28, 2010, 7:32 pm

not at all.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 7:29 pm
Hope that wasn't crossing the line...
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 7:03 pm
well, I guess you can only do so much to dress up a dradle before it gets boring... Now cards, those can be fun, lol
rerun - November 28, 2010, 7:00 pm

@Ceijai = PM. @5150, I don't look at it that way. Never really cared for the holidays, now it is all about money. If I didn't have a daughter it would be a non event. I have told everybody NOT to buy anything for me at all. All I want is a card
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 6:37 pm
I am noticing people have been more inclined to fight with me on the road. I guess in their mind before i even speak is "oh god, ticket=money... paying ticket=money lost which in turn is less money for gifts. This guy is going to ruin xmas...ARGH!!!
rerun - November 28, 2010, 5:34 pm

just my perspective on the holidays, this is my least favorite time of the year
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:00 pm
I learned that My woman does not require me to go into debt just to see her smile. (thank jeebus)
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:38 pm
That's why we should stick to Hanukkah Harry! On Moishe! On Herschel! On Shlomo!


BEEP BEEP -




TRADITIONS - "Don't talk to me about Naval tradition! It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." --Winston Churchill


TAGS: drunk sailors tradition
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - August 30, 2010, 11:11 pm

5Lol
flint - August 30, 2010, 3:08 pm
You can't beat Winny for a classic quote, nice one Jack 5L


Outsourcing -


TAGS: roadrunner coyote sonic
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - September 18, 2013, 8:46 am
Thanks :)
MissPriss - September 14, 2013, 1:11 pm
Oh if it were only that easy. 5L for the giggle.


LUMPY FARTS - Get squished when you are drunk.




THE FUTURE -


TAGS: past future same death rerun
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sho - January 22, 2011, 9:29 pm
Well I may not be a greybeard, but I still think this one is better
rerun - January 21, 2011, 1:59 pm

@LIfe, you may have noticed (doubtful) that there are over 70,000 motifakes here. Pics get reused all the time. Let it die, so much as fart and anything gos as far as people here abusing you
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:41 pm
@Life: Maybe it would be a good idea to learn to write proper English first. I'm sure it would be a great improvement. After you've achieved that try to grow a sense of humor that's not just funny to you and you might be on to something. Want help? Ask!!!
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 11:14 am
Well you're wrong. You give me a pic that you have an amsome idea on and i will show you a different approach from a handful of grey beards. Pics are only half of the motifake.
Life - January 21, 2011, 11:07 am
Hey man mod grey beard if they are so epic and all powerful on this site then why can't they I think they should be original all the time or else they are just being nooby and are a shame to grey beards
Zook - January 20, 2011, 1:23 pm
epic 5L
rerun - January 20, 2011, 11:33 am

@Life...I can give you Death if you would like
rerun - January 20, 2011, 11:33 am

@Life...I can give you Death if you would like
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 10:20 am
It amazes me that a lil noob like you life has the balls to call out a Grey Beard let alone a mod for using the same pic as you used. There is no shame when the new poster doesn't correlate with yours and is so much better too.
Life - January 20, 2011, 9:36 am
http://www.motifake.com/123037 for shame


THE IDRINK - Apple's Greatest Product


TAGS: beer mmmm ipod drunk
Rating: 3.27/5

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ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 1:04 am
Excellent point. I've told myself that for years.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 1:03 am
If you can't remember it, it doesn't count.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:59 am
Frat parties don't count. ;)
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:58 am
funnels?
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:55 am
Well, given that it is a plastic faucet, You are probably correct. Beer doesn't dispense well from plastic.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:52 am
And that machine is only pouring fizzy apple juice for all the Mac crowd anyway.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:47 am
No worries spacedog.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I was responding to the previous comment ICEMAN.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:44 am
PTF outa me!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:43 am
Enough, ICEMAN... your opinion was not solicited.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:42 am
Yo spacedog!!! Apples don't get "Error 404" - ever.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:12 am
LOL... Safe Mode.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Error 404: beer not found...
randomosity - December 5, 2009, 12:09 am
it did but it was installed with vista and blue screened
spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
Does the PC at the next table serve dark ale? I'm in need of a Guinness.


LOVEDRUNK -




A Head -


TAGS: beetlejuice movie shrunken head additions
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:14 am
Thanks Ugs and welcome back!
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:25 am
5 HEAD-NODS FOR THIS, PWISSY!


HIS MOMMA - didn't raise no dummy


TAGS: rerun seatbelts
Rating: 4.47/5

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Airman - August 16, 2012, 1:53 pm
cool! do you wear it?
ughomer - August 16, 2012, 11:00 am
Hey Air - that's the EXACT t-shirt I won for the July contest!! Vbattle won 2 and I only got one!
falloutghoul - August 3, 2012, 8:14 pm
Looks like that was a *puts on sunglasses* ****ty day.
rerun - August 3, 2012, 8:24 am

It keeps the law from giving me tickets, but it sadly didn't stop me from sailing thru the windshield into the back of that manure truck
mariand - August 3, 2012, 1:45 am
hahaha... nice T-shirt rr!!!


OOO RAH -


TAGS: marines thanks rerun
Rating: 4.32/5

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fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:28 pm
Thank5 for dredging up memories of Boot Camp.
rerun - May 18, 2012, 6:15 pm

Somehow I think you have heard that before. Excellent, great laugh of the day.


THATONECHICK - is no longer allowed to drink Champagne


TAGS: toc drunk
Rating: 4.26/5

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Airman - June 29, 2010, 5:03 pm
you don't remember, do you
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 4:45 pm
Whose foot is behind that guys head? My feet are on the table.


FEMALES -


TAGS: life time women trouble marriage wedding cher brunette
Rating: 3.74/5

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forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:05 am
2L each eye color.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:59 am
rofl 10 L :)
Derek - October 23, 2009, 5:28 am
Can't understand why Cher is single...


HANGOVERS - They may last only A day, but the funny, happy, sad, embarrassing drunken memories will last forever.




I'M DRUNK, BUT IT'S OK - cuz I'm smarter than you better looking than you and I sing real good too


TAGS: drunks in public
Rating: 3.81/5

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agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:04 pm
Magnificent!
Faceplant31 - May 12, 2010, 11:42 am
Nice!


JUST DO IT -


TAGS: running shoes
Rating: 3.24/5
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 11:48 am
Neat picture, bad text...but the death-knell is: it's Anonymous. 1L
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 7:19 pm
I wish I could give 5 lions to the person who made the picture. Instead I will give 1 to the person who made the poster. next time at least come up with your own caption!
CANADA - December 3, 2009, 7:16 pm
LMAO! totaly redundant but funny. 5 pro sweatshop lions!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 5:00 pm
Commentary? really?....No offense DB, but it's a joke.....just a joke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:55 pm
NO! Bad Derek Bad! this is just a pic poached from the net with a repetitive caption.....that does not a Motifake make. The original pic is funny though.
aesop's folly - December 3, 2009, 4:45 pm
sry, i dont get it
Derek - December 3, 2009, 4:44 pm
Fantastic. 5L


Have you ever been so drunk..... -


TAGS: so drunk scare polar bear
Rating: 4.82/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:40 pm
Forgive me, please, but there is no such thing as a "good" pun. Consider yourself educated now, about THEM...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:17 pm
HAHAHAHAHA! Good pun, Scorp!!!
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:15 pm
This one is "cymbalic," right? I can see the cymbalism...
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:34 pm
S1961, .... and polar bears play tympani? LOL!
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:33 pm
E.D., take your uneducated O.C.D. and shove it up your southend
steve1961 - August 26, 2015, 12:57 pm
Yeah! And penguins don't use cymbals...They are mostly cellists...
EmilioDumphque - August 26, 2015, 12:57 am
Hey, Bears are north pole, penguins south!
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:30 pm
Thanks again, Cern! Glad I made you laugh!
concern3 - August 25, 2015, 9:27 am
another funny one a 5er


CYBERLOVE -


TAGS: love possibilities dream internet rerun
Rating: 4.71/5

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pzykosiz - November 27, 2010, 3:40 am
i've met a lot of people on the internet. normally their in .jpeg format
rerun - November 26, 2010, 4:10 pm

amazing, I never met anybody who found love on the internet....just lust
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 3:54 pm
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Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 3:54 pm
I met my spouse in cyberspace.!2 years now


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